Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

The Two Keys To Success As A Sportswriter Are: 1) A Blind Willingness To Believe Anything You're Told By The Coaches, Flacks, Hustlers And Other "official Spokesmen" For The Team-owners Who Provide The Free Booze ... And: 2) A Roget's Thesaurus, In Order To Avoid Using The Same Verbs And Adjectives Twice In The Same Paragraph.
Even A Sports Editor, For Instance, Might Notice Something Wrong With A Lead That Said: "The Precision-jack-hammer Attack Of The Miami Dolphins Stomped The Balls Off The Washington Redskins Today By Stomping And Hammering With One Precise Jack-thrust After Another Up The Middle, Mixed With Pinpoint-precision Passes Into The Flat And Numerous Hammer-jack Stomps Around Both Ends ...

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