Ben Hamper Quotes

The Truth Was Loose: I Was The Son Of A Son Of A Bitch, An Ancestral Prodigy Born To Clobber My Way Through Loathsome Dungheaps Of Idiot Labor. My Genes Were Cocked And Loaded. I Was A Meteor, A Gunslinger, A Switchblade Boomerang Hurled From The Pecker Dribblets Of My Forefathers' Untainted Jalopy Seed. I Was Al Kaline Peggin' Home A Beebee From The Right Field Corner. I Was Picasso Applyin' The Final Masterstroke To His Frenzied Guernica. I Was Wilson Pickett Stompin' Up The Stairway Of The Midnight Hour. I Was One Blazin' Tomahawk Of M-fuggin' Eel Snot. Graceful And Indomitable. Methodical And Brain-dead. The Quintessential Shoprat. The Rivethead.

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