David Sedaris Quotes

The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises To Be. Step Off The Plane, And Someone Places A Lei Around Your Neck, As If It Were Something You Had Earned - An Olympic Medal For Sitting On Your Ass. Raise A Hand Above Your Shoulder And, No Matter Where You Are, A Drink Will Appear: Something Served In A Hollowed-out Pineapple, Or Perhaps In A Coconut That's Been Sawed In Half. Just Like In The Time Before Glasses! You Think.

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

David Sedaris Quotes: The Thing About Hawaii, At Least The Part That Is Geared Toward Tourists, Is That It's Exactly What It Promises

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