John Green Quotes

The Theorem Reste Upon The Validity Of My Longstanding Argument That The World Contains Precisely Two Kinds Of People:
Dumpers And Dumpees.
Everyone Is Predisposed To Being Either One Or The Other, But Of Course Not All People Are COMPLETE
Dumpers And Dumpees.
Hence The Bell Curve:
The Majority Of People Fall Somewhere Close To The Vertical Dividing Line With The Occasional Statisticaly Outliner (e.g., Me) Representing A Tiny Percentage Of Overall Individuals. The Numerical Expression Of The Graph Can Be Something Like 5 Being Extreme Dumper, And 0 Being Me. Ergo, If The Great One Was A 4 And I Am A 0, Total Size Of The Dumper/Dumpee Differetial = -4 (Assuming Negative Numbers If The Guy Is More Of A Dumpee; Positive If The Girl Is.)

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