Keith Johnstone Quotes

...the Teacher Picked A Flower And Said: 'Look At The Pretty Flower, Betty.'

Betty, Filled With Spiritual Radiance, Said, 'All The Flowers Are Beautiful.'

'Ah,' Said The Teacher, Blocking Her, 'but This Flower Is Especially Beautiful.'

Betty Rolled On The Ground Screaming, And It Took A While To Calm Her. Nobody Seemed To Notice That She Was Screaming 'Can't You See? Can't You See!'

In The Gentlest Possible Way, This Teacher Had Been Very Violent. She Was Insisting On Categorising, And On Selecting.

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