Carrot Top Quotes

The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must Be Where The Assholes Live. I Also Had A Neighborhood Crime Watch - It Takes About 20 Seconds To Break Into A House But It Took Me An Hour To Unbolt This Sign.

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

Carrot Top Quotes: The Street In The Center Of Town Was Butts Road. I Stole The Sign And Told The Audience, This Must

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