Tim Dorsey Quotes

The Roman Empire Invented Snacks, Right After The Aqueducts. Irrigation Flowed, Food Plentiful, People Munching Between Meals In The City-states. They Ate These Little, Sun-dried Meaty Things, Highly Distasteful And Falling Out Of Favor Until Olive Oil. I Just Made All That Up. The Key To Life Is Making Shit Up. Everyone Does It Or Society Would Unravel, Like, Gee, Your Hair Looks Great! Or: God Told Me You're Wrong

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