Dave Barry Quotes

The Reason Is That You Eat Too Many Foods That Are High In "calories," Which Are Little Units That Measure How Good A Particular Food Tastes. Fudge, For Example, Has A Great Many Calories, Whereas Celery, Which Is Not Really A Food At All But A Member Of The Plywood Family, Provided By Mother Nature So That Mankind Would Have A Way To Get Onion Dip Into His Mouth At Parties, Has None.

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