Steve Toltz Quotes

The Problem Is Most Of The Time When God's Supposed To Be The Hero, He Comes Across As The Villain. I Mean, Look At What He Did To Lot's Wife. What Kind Of Divine Being Turns A Man's Wife Into A Pillar Of Salt? What Was Her Crime? Turning Her Head? You Have To Admit This Is A God Hopelessly Locked In Time, Not Free Of It; Otherwise He Might Have Confounded The Ancients By Turning Her Into A Flat-screen Television Or At Least A Pillar Of Velcro.

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