Joey Bishop Quotes

The President Of A TV Network Generously Agreed To Take His Company's Aptitude Test, A Test Required Of All The Personnel. He Did Badly. As A Result He Was In A Sullen Mood For The Rest Of The Day. When He Got Home That Night, His Wife Asked Why He Looked So Grouchy. I Took The Company's Aptitude Test This Morning. What Did It Show? Asked The Wife. It Showed, Boomed The Executive, That Such Tests Are Idiotic. That's What It Showed.

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