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THE OTHER DAY I HAD INSOMNIA AND I MADE MY CATS A WATER BED OUT OF A ZIPLOC BAG AND A SHOEBOX. THEY POPPED IT WITH THEIR CLAWS AND THEY ALMOST DROWNED. THEN I TRIED TO PUT BABY SOCKS AROUND THEIR FEET BUT THEY KEPT PULLING THEM OFF SO I TRIED WRAPPING RUBBER BANDS AROUND THE SOCK HEMS AND THEN MY HUSBAND WOKE UP WHILE I WAS PINNING ONE OF THE CATS DOWN TO PUT THE SOCK ON HIM AND HE WAS ALL, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE THESE CATS ALL WET?" AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M TRYING TO HELP THEM ENJOY WATER BEDS," AND THEN VICTOR MADE ME GO TO SLEEP. IT WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE INVOLVED.

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

Jenny Lawson Quotes: The Other Day I Had Insomnia And I Made My Cats A Water Bed Out Of A Ziploc Bag And

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