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The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off. That Was Lucky For Them, Because Ray Was The Worst Damn Driver I'd Ever Seen. And That Was After I Jerked His Head Out Of The Duffel And Parked It On The Dashboard.
"Gah! That Makes It Worse!" He Told Me, As I Tried To Get The Eyes Facing Forward.
"How Can It Possibly Be Worse?"
"Because I Got Double Vision Now! Get It Off! Get It Off!"
He Batted At His Own Head And Succeeded In Sending It Tumbling Into Christine's Lap. She Immediately Went Into Hysterics And Slapped It Away. The Head Fell Out Of The Car; Ray Hit The Brakes And We Came To A Screeching Halt.
"What Are You Doing?" I Screeched, As He Hopped Out. "There Are People Firing At Us!"
"Tough!" Came From Somewhere Under The Car.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

Karen Chance Quotes: The Only Good Thing Was That By Midnight, Even Most Of The Bums Had Gone Home To Sleep It Off.

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