M.C. Humphreys Quotes

The Nose Can't Help Catchin' What The Ears Get Sick With. Yessir, Rock Bands Just Sweat Evil. Evil's Been Around For A Long Time, Ever Since Rocks Started Getting Real Hot And Making A Lot Of Noise As They Exploded Out O' The Ground And Evil Spirits Wisped Out Of Hell. If A Band Ever Uses A Fog Machine, Hold Your Breath So You Don't Become Possessed By One.

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