David Mitchell Quotes

The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire, Because Of All The Manuscripts (inedible Green Tomatoes) Submitted To Cavendish-Redux, My New Stable Of Champions. I Suppose It Was About Eleven O'clock When I Heard My Front Door Being Interfered With. Skinhead Munchkins Mug-or-treating?
Cherry Knockers? The Wind?
Next Thing I Knew, The Door Flew In Off Its Ruddy Hinges! I Was Thinking Al-Queda, I Was Thinking Ball Lightning, But No. Down The Hallway Tramped What Seemed Like An Entire Rugby Team, Though The Intruders Numbered Only Three. (You'll Notice, I Am Always Attacked In Threes.) "Timothy," Pronounced The Gargoyliest, "Cavendish, I Presume. Caught With Your Cacks Down."
"My Business Hours Are Eleven To Two, Gentlemen," Bogart Would Have Said, "with A Three-hour Break For Lunch. Kindly Leave." All I Could Do Was Blurt, "Oy! My Door! My Ruddy Door!

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

David Mitchell Quotes: The Night In Question, I Had Put Aside My Perpetual Lavatory Read, The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire,

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