John Swartzwelder Quotes

The Next Day, A Dead Turtle Was Left On My Doorstep As A Warning. I Couldn't Figure Out As A Warning For What, And I Guess Whoever Was Watching Me Picked Up On That, Because The Next Morning There Was Another Dead Turtle, But This One Had Several Sheets Of Paper Glued To It's Back Leg. The Pieces Of Paper Contained A Long Footnoted Explanation Of All The Symbolism Involved. It Didn't Make A Lot Of Sense To Me. The Turtle Was The "turtle Of Inquisitiveness" And The Cheese Smeared On It's Shell Meant Something, And The Little Cowboy Boots On Its Feet Meant Something. Everything About This Animal Meant Something Apparently To Whoever Sent It. I Still Didn't Get What It Was All About. The Next Morning There Was No Turtle. Somebody Just Shot At Me From The Bushes.

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