Molly Meadows Quotes

The Next Afternoon I Left Work To Find That My Car Had Been Broken Into And Ransacked - But That Not One Thing Had Been Stolen. I Was So Insulted That I Left A Note On The Window That Read:
Dear Scumbag Thieves,
If You Go To The Trouble Of Tossing My Car, You Could At Least Steal A Lousy Pair Of Sunglasses.
The Next Day I Discovered A Gift Card Lying On The Driver's Seat With This Message:
Here's $500. It's The Best We Can Do Until The Holidays.
P.S. Get Some Decent Tires, Why Don't You. We Couldn't Sell These Desperate Maypops If We Did Steal Them.

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