Jamie McGuire Quotes

The More We Drank, The Louder We Became. The Waitstaff Didn't Seem To Mind, But That Was Probably Because It Was Late And There Was Only A Few Others On The Far Side Of The Restaurant, And They Were Almost As Drunk As We Were. Except Shepley. He Was Too Protective Of His Car To Drink Too Much While Driving, And He Loved America More Than His Car. When She Came Along, He Not Only Watched His Intake, But He Also Followed Every Traffic Law And Used His Blinkers.

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