John Goode Quotes
The More It Changes, The More It's The Same Thing. But Overall, Things Have Changed. I Say Changed And Not "changed For The Better" Because I Am No Fool. Fate Is A Total Drama Queen. The Second You Say Things Are Better Than They Were, She'll Come Stumbling Toward You On Her Six-inch Heels, Nasty-ass Wig Crooked And On Sideways. You'll Wonder Exactly How She Got All That Makeup Slathered Onto Her Face. One Nicotine-caked Fake Fingernail Will Point At You, And She Will Make Sure That Things Are Anything But Better From There On Out. So No, Thank You. Things Are Different But Not Better And, In Fact, Could Get Much Much Worse, So Fuck Off, Fate! Is She Gone? Whew. Things Had Changed At School And Not In A Bad Way(crosses Fingers And Hope That Doesn't Count As Pissing Fate Off).
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