Max Brooks Quotes

The Monkey Didn't Help Matters Any. He Was Sitting On Top Of The Microbus, Just Watching The Undead Plunge To Their End. His Face Appeared So Serene, So Intelligent, As If He Truly Understood The Situation. I Almost Wanted Him To Turn To Me And Say, 'This Is The Turning Point Of The War! We've Finally Stopped Them! We're Finally Safe!' But Instead His Little Penis Popped Out And He Peed In My Face.

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