Mark Twain Quotes

The Law Of God, As Quite Plainly Expressed In Woman's Construction, Is This: There Shall Be No Limit Put Upon Your Intercourse With The Other Sex Sexually, At Any Time Of Life. During Twenty-three Days In Every Month (in The Absence Of Pregnancy) From The Time A Woman Is Seven Years Old Till She Dies Of Old Age, She Is Ready For Action, And Competent. As Competent As The Candlestick Is To Receive The Candle. Competent Every Day, Competent Every Night. Also, She Wants That Candle
Yearns For It, Longs For It, Hankers After It, As Commanded By The Law Of God In Her Heart.

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