Ilona Andrews Quotes
The Last Time Assistant Principal Parker Called, A Girl In The School's Locker Room Had Accused Julie Of Being A Whore During The Two Years She'd Spent On The Street. My Kid Took Exception To That And Decided To Communicate That By Applying A Chair To The Offending Party's Head. I'd Told Her To Go For The Gut Next Time- It Left Less Evidence.
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