Luis J. Rodriguez Quotes

The Judge Gave Me A Break. He Was Like: Wow, We've Never Heard Of This. So He Gave Me Time Served In The County Jail, I Didn't Even Get A Felony. I Have Yet To Get A Felony, Which Is So Crazy. I Think Lindsey Lohan Has More Felonies Than Me.

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