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The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were Washed Overboard In A Storm, And They Arrived Here With Almost Nothing But Vowels. All The Streets Have Names Like Kal'ia'iou'amaa'aaa'eiou, And Many Street Signs Spontaneously Generate New Syllables During The Night.

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

Dave Barry Quotes: The Hawaiian Language Is Quite Unusual Because When The Original Polynesians Came In Their Canoes, Most Of Their Consonants Were

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