Robert Black Quotes

The Gems Did Not Nag Or Complain, Did Not Get Periods Or PMT, Did Not Get Pregnant, Did Not Get Body Odour Or Hair, Did Not Have Discharge Or Bad Breath, No Shit Or Urine, Did Not Get Spots, Did Not Suffer From Diseases Or Headaches, Did Not Have Annoying Bad Habits, Never Farted, Belched, Vomited Or Picked Their Noses, Did Not Need Drugs Or Alcohol, Did Not Need Gifts Such As Jewellery, Flowers, Chocolate And Money, Did Not Need To Shop, Did Not Have Piercings Or Tattoos, Had No Capacity To Willingly Lie Or Be Fake, Were Never Disloyal, Were Always Eager To Do Any Task Required By Their Owner, Sexual Or Non-sexual, Did All The Housework And Cooking Without Complaint, Were Produced In The Form Of The Perfect Woman In The Eyes Of Each Client, Did Not Constantly Require Their Man To Tell Them They Loved Them, But Most Of All They Did Not Age.

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