Tom Stafford Quotes

The First Two Sentences Are Hard To Understand, But Make Some Kind Of Sense. The Last Sentence Is Merely Rearranged But Makes No Natural Sense At All. (This Is All Assuming It Makes Some Sort Of Sense For An Old Lady To Be Swallowing Cats In The First Place, Which Is Patently Absurd, But It Turns Out She Swallowed A Goat Too, Not To Mention A Horse, So We'll Let The Cat Pass Without Additional Comment.)

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