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The First Grade Class Gathered Around The Teacher For A Game Of Guess The Animal. The First Picture The Teacher Held Up Was A Cat. "Okay, Boys And Girls," She Said Brightly, "can Anyone Tell Me What This Is?" "I Know! I Know! It Is A Cat," Yelled A Little Boy. "Very Good, Eddy. Now Who Knows What This Animal Is Called?" "That's A Dog," Piped Up The Same Little Boy. "Right Again. And What About This Animal?" She Asked, Holding Up A Picture Of A Deer. Silence Fell Over The Class. After A Minute Or Two The Teacher Said, "I Will Give You A Hint, Children, Listen. It Is Something That Your Mother Calls Your Father Around The House." "I Know! I Know!" Screamed Eddy. "It Is A Horny Bastard!" A

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