R.L. Mathewson Quotes

The Few Times He Made The Mistake Of Relaxing In A Woman's Bed After A Quick Lay Proved To Be Serious Mistakes. They Wanted To Coddle And Always Asked The Questions That Made Him Cringe, 'What Are You Thinking?', 'Do You Love Me?', 'Where Do You See This Going?', 'Are You As Happy As I Am?', 'Why Do You Keep Calling Me By My Sister's Name?', Or His Personal Favorite 'I Wonder What Our Babies Will Look Like.' No, Sex Was Best Kept At A Woman's House, Hotel Room Or Better Yet In The Backseat Of A Car. Thank God His Neighbor Seemed To Share The Same Attitude. He Hated The Idea Of Waking Up To The Sounds Of Another Man Grunting And Moaning. With His Luck The Sounds Would Filter Into His Dream And He Would End Up Having A Gay Dream.

Related Authors

• Cyril Burt
• David M. Csinos
• Emma Dumont
• George J. Stigler
• J. Ligon Duncan III
• Jack Makhlouf
• Jimmy Smits
• Richard D. Murphy
• Richard Pape
• Robert May
• Terry Barnes
• Thomas A. Dorsey

Related Topics

• Quotes About Relaxing Your Mind

  Routines may include taking a warm bath or a relaxing walk in the evening, or practicing meditation/relaxation exercises. Psychologically, the completion of such a practice tells your mind and body — Andrew Weil

• Hubbub Quotes

  The aim and final reason of all music should be none else but the glory of God and refreshing the soul. Where this is not observed there will be no — Johann Sebastian Bach

• My Home Is The Ocean Quotes

  Coming to Haramara is like coming home. My body returns to the earth, my mind mesmerized by the rhythms of the ocean and my spirit flies in this magical place. — Rodney Yee

• The Seven Brilliant Quotes

  It doesn't take a brilliant mind to notice that adults are telling you what to do and then they do the opposite. I mean, I can't recall every stupid thing — Al Jaffee

• Your My Secret Love Quotes

  Tell me your deepest secret," she said softly ... After a long moment, he spoke. "The only secret I've borne my entire life is that I love you." He gave — Sarah J. Maas