Lena Dunham Quotes

The British Lady, Trying To Make Conversation, Asked Zoe And Me What Our Parents Did If We Were "bad Girls." "When I'm Bad, I Get A Time-out," Zoe Said. "When I'm Bad," I Announced, "my Father Sticks A Fork In My Vagina." This Is Hard To Share Without Alarm Bells Sounding. We're Taught To Listen To Little Girls, Particularly When They Say Things About Being Sodomized With Cutlery. Also My Father Makes Sexually Explicit Artwork So He's Probably Already On The FBI's Fork-in-vagina Radar.

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