Tom Robbins Quotes

THE BILL FOR DARRELL BOB HOUSTON THE BEET IS THE MOST INTENSE Of Vegetables. The Onion Has As Many Pages As War And Peace, Every One Of Which Is Poignant Enough To Make A Strong Man Weep, But The Various Ivory Parchments Of The Onion And The Stinging Green Bookmark Of The Onion Are Quickly Charred By Belly Juices And Bowel Bacteria. Only The Beet Departs The Body The Same Color As It Went In. Beets Consumed At Dinner Will, Come Morning, Stock A Toilet Bowl With Crimson Fish, Their Hue Attesting To Beet's Chromatic Immunity To The Powerful Digestive Acids And Thoroughgoing Microbes That Can Turn The Reddest Pimento, The Orangest Carrot, The Yellowest Squash Into A Single Disgusting Shade Of Brown.

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