David Wong Quotes

The Bathroom Door Burst Open, And Molly Came Trotting Out. The Left Half Of Her Body Had Been Shaved Almost Down To The Skin. The Right Half Was As Shaggy As Before. John Emerged After Her, Brushing A Layer Of Dog Hair Off His Clothes.
John Said, Well, That's Done ... It Was Molly's Idea. She Wants To Look Like Two Different Dogs When She's Coming And Going. She Thinks It Will Make It Easier For Her To Steal Food ... That's One Complicated Dog, Dave. Have You Started On The Bomb?

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