Tom Conrad Quotes

The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire Against Him And Rather Suggest The Universe, Mr Fate Or Whoever Did Have Some Sort Of Master Plan After All. Despite All His Earlier Conjecturing, Maybe The Universe, Mr Fate Or Whoever Was Laughing Its Fat And Meddling Head At Him. The Outlandish Evidence Did Seem To Speak For Itself, Truly Suggesting A Mocking Narrative Devised By Some Mischievous Author Because Quite Simply A Banana Condom Had Brought Midnight Into The World And A Banana Skin Had Seen Him Out. Putting Those Two Seeming Truths Together, Midnight Was Once Again Forced To Ask Such Confused And Searching Questions Like:
What Is This Place, Where Am I Heading? And What's The Deal With All The Ruddy Bananas?

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

Tom Conrad Quotes: The Banana Flavour Of His Accidental Conception, And The Banana Theme Of His Accidental Death, Now All Seemed To Conspire

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