Eric Garcia Quotes

That Tried And True Aphorism:
Each Day Is Precious. Each Day Is A Gift. If We Don't Open The Wrapping Carefully, We Might Break It And Have To Return It To The Store. And Then They're Going To Ask For A Receipt And Throw A Total Shit Fit If We've Left It At Home, And We'll Have To Call The Manager Over And Give Him A Good Talking-to, And Of Course Eventually He'll Relent And Tell The Clerk To Give Us Full Credit, But By Then We'll Be So Upset That We've Wasted An Hour Of Our Time That We'll End Up With A Migraine And Having To Spend The Rest Of The Day In Bed, Completely Defeating The Whole Idea That Each Day Is Supposed To Be Precious And So Forth.

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