Terry Pratchett Quotes

That Is Because You Don't Yet Know How To Deal With Time," Said Wen. "But I Will Teach You To Deal With Time As You Would Deal With A Coat, To Be Worn When Necessary And Discarded When Not."
"Will I Have To Wash It?" Said Clodpool.
Wen Gave Him A Long, Slow Look.
"That Was Either A Very Complex Piece Of Thinking On Your Part, Clodpool, Or You Were Just Trying To Overextend A Metaphor In A Rather Stupid Way. Which, Do You Think, It Was?"
Clodpool Looked At His Feet. Then He Looked At The Sky. Then He Looked At Wen.
"I Think I Am Stupid, Master."
"Good," Said Wen. "It Is Fortuitous That You Are My Apprentice At This Time, Because If I Can Teach You, Clodpool, I Can Teach Anyone.

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