Terry Pratchett Quotes

That
ing Zombie Is Going To End Up On The End Of A Couple Of
ing Handy And Versatile Kebab Skewers,' Said Mr Tulip. 'An' Then I'm Gonna Put An Edge On This
ing Spatula. An' Then ... Then I'm Gonna Get Medieval On His Arse.'
There Were More Pressing Problems, But This One Intrigued Mr Pin.
'How, Exactly?' He Said.
'I Thought Maybe A Maypole,' Said Mr Tulip Reflectively. 'An' Then A Display Of Country Dancing, Land Tillage Under The Three-filed System, Several Plagues And, If My
ing Hand Ain't Too Tired, The Invention Of The
ing Horse Collar.

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