Haven Kimmel Quotes

That Cat Doesn't Have A Lick Of Sense,' I Said, Sighing.
Well, Honey, He's Not Right In The Head,' Dad Said, Flipping His Cigarette Into The Front Yard.
I Glared At Him. 'And Just What Do You Mean By That?'
Dad Counted On His Fingers. 'He's Cross-eyed; He Jumps Out Of Trees After Birds And Then Doesn't Land On His Feet; He Sleeps With His Head Smashed Up Against The Wall, And The Tip Of His Tail Is Crooked.'
Oh Yeah? Well, How About This: He Once Got Locked In A Basement By Evil Petey Scroggs In The Middle Of January And Survived On Snow And Little Frozen Mice. When I'm Cold At Night He Sleeps Right On My Face. Of That Whole Litter Of Kittens He Came Out Of He's The Only One Left. One Of His Brothers Didn't Even Have A Butthole.'
I Stand Corrected. PeeDink Is A Survivor.

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