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Jamie McGuire Quotes

Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night," I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. "You Didn't Have To Sleep On The Bathroom Floor."
"Last Night Was One Of The Best Nights Of My Life."
I Turned To See His Expression. When I Saw That He Was Serious, I Shot Him A Dubious Look. "Sleeping In Between The Toilet And The Tub On A Cold, Hard Tile Floor With A Vomiting Idiot Was One Of Your Best Nights? That's Sad, Trav."
"No, Sitting Up With You When You're Sick, And You Falling Asleep In My Lap Was One Of My Best Nights. It Wasn't Comfortable, I Didn't Sleep Worth A Shit, But I Brought In Your Nineteenth Birthday With You, And You're Actually Pretty Sweet When You're Drunk."
"I'm Sure Between The Heaving And Purging I Was Very Charming."
He Pulled Me Close, Patting Toto Who Was Snuggled Up To My Neck. "You're The Only Woman I Know That Still Looks Incredible With Your Head In The Toilet. That's Saying Something.

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

Jamie McGuire Quotes: Thanks For Staying With Me Last Night, I Said, Stroking Toto's Soft Fur. You Didn't Have To Sleep On The

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