P.G. Wodehouse Quotes

Tell Me, Jeeves," I Said. "Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of The Lending Library And A Clergyman's Daughter Came In And Without So Much As A Preliminary 'Hullo, There' Said To You, 'Has He Brought It Yet?' What Interpretations Would You Place On Those Words?"
He Pondered, This Way And That Dividing The Swift Mind, As I Have Heard Him Put It.
"'Has He Brought It Yet,' Sir?"
"Just That."
"I Should Reach The Conclusion That The Lady Was Expecting A Male Acquaintance To Have Arrived Or To Be Arriving Shortly Bearing Some Unidentified Object.

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: Tell Me, Jeeves, I Said. Suppose You Were In A Shop Taking By The Order Of The Czar Out Of

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