Mary Hood Quotes

Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question "Who Is That?" A Southerner Would Reply By Saying Something Like "Wasn't His Granddaddy The One Whose Dog And Him Got Struck By Lightning On The Steel Bridge? Mama's Third Cousin - Dead Before My Time - Found His Railroad Watch In That Eight-pound Catfish's Stomach The Next Summer Just Above The Dam. I Think It Was Eight Pounds. Big As Eunice's Arm. The Way He Married For That New Blue Cadillac Automobile, Reckon How Come He's Walking Like He Has On Sunday Shoes, If That's Who It Is, And For Sure It Is." A Northerner Would Reply To The Same Question (only If Directly Asked, Though, Never Volunteering), "That's Joe Smith." To Which The Southerner Might Think (but Be Much Too Polite To Say Aloud), "They Didn't Ask His Name, They Asked Who He Is!

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

Mary Hood Quotes: Suppose A Man Is Walking Across A Field. To The Question Who Is That? A Southerner Would Reply By Saying

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