Mark Twain Quotes

Stars Are Good, Too. I Wish I Could Get Some To Put In My Hair. But I Suppose I Never Can. You Would Be Surprised To Find How Far Off They Are, For They Do Not Look It. When They First Showed, Last Night, I Tried To Knock Some Down With A Pole, But It Didn't Reach, Which Astonished Me; Then I Tried Clods Till I Was All Tired Out, But I Never Got One. It Was Because I Am Left-handed And Cannot Throw Good. Even When I Aimed At The One I Wasn't After I Couldn't Hit The Other One, Though I Did Make Some Close Shots, For I Saw The Black Blot Of The Clod Sail Right Into The Midst Of The Golden Clusters Forty Or Fifty Times, Just Barely Missing Them, And If I Could Have Held Out A Little Longer Maybe I Could Have Got One.

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