Tim Dorsey Quotes

Son Of A Bitch!" "What Is It?" Asked Coleman. "Our Flight's Delayed!" "But Only Fifteen Minutes," Said Coleman. "I've Seen This Movie Before. 'Fifteen Minutes' Is Code For 'at Least Three To Five Hours.' They Know The Plane's Stuck In Pittsburgh, Where They Wrestled Another Drunk Pilot To The Runway, But They Don't Want An Open Passenger Revolt, So They Incrementally String Us Along Fifteen Minutes At A Time, Until You're Across The International Date Line." Serge Paced In Front Of The Departure Screen. Fifteen Minutes Later, Serge Grabbed Coleman And Pointed. "Sweet Jesus! They Just Added Another Fifteen Minutes!

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