Conan O'Brien Quotes

Some People Are Saying That The Reason Michael Phelps Isn't Doing So Well Is Because He Let Himself Get Too Out Of Shape. I Just Have To Say That I Have Been Watching The Olympics, And If That Guy Is Out Of Shape, I Have Been Dead For Five Years.

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