Russell Howard Quotes

Some Bloke Got Put In Prison For Three Days Because He Refused To Stop Kissing His Boyfriend On A Plane Flight To South Africa. How Magic Is That? You Can't Help But Picturing Him Dressed Entirely In Latex, Surrounded By A Sea Of Hate. --"Alright, Lads, I'm Gonna Make This Flight Fairly Tense For You. Ramon, Let's Do The Bad Thing." *kissing Sounds*
-"Stop Doing That, Mate, It's Not Natural!"
-"You're Flying"
-"I'll Have You Put In Prison!"
-"What, With Men? Think It Through.

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