Jim Gaffigan Quotes

So Why A Book? Well, Since You've Come Into My Life, You've Been A Constant Source Of Entertainment While Simultaneously Driving Me Insane. I Felt I Had To Write Down My Observations About You In A Book. And Also For Money, So You Could Eat And Continue To Break Things.

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