Willow Aster Quotes

So What Is Your Middle Name?"
"O. That's My Middle Initial."
"Hmmm. It's Probably Something Hideous Like Orville, That Would Be So Funny ... Oh ... It's Not Really ... Orville. Is It?"
He Nods.
"Nooooooo!"
He Nods Again.
"I'm So Sorry. I Can't Believe That. It's Not Hideous ... But Really? Why Would Your Mama Do That To You? I Mean-" I Give Up Because Now He's Wiping His Eyes And It Really Is Too Funny.

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