Chic Murray Quotes

So There I Was Lying In The Gutter. A Man Stopped And Asked '"What's The Matter? Did You Fall Over?" So I Said "No. I've A Bar Of Toffee In My Back Pocket And I Was Just Trying To Break It."

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