Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes
So Sell The Hummer, Buy A Dodge, And Move Into A Trailer. (Wulf)
Oh, Yeah, Right. Remember When I Traded The Hummer For An Alpha Romeo Last Year? You Burned The Car And Bought Me A New Hummer And Threatened To Lock Me In My Room With A Hooker If I Ever Did It Again. And As For The Perks ... Have You Bothered To Look Around This Place? We Have A Heated Indoor Pool, A Theater With Surround Sound, Two Cooks, Three Maids, And A Pool Guy I Get To Boss Around, Not To Mention All Kinds Of Other Fun Toys. I'm Not About To Leave Disneyland. It's The Only Good Part In This Arrangement. I Mean, Hell, If My Life Has To Suck There's No Way I'm Going To Live In The Mini-Winni. Which Knowing You, You'd Make Me Park Out Front Anyway With Armed Guards Standing Watch In Case I Get A Hangnail. (Chris)
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