Terry Pratchett Quotes
So Many People Never Seemed To Think About The Consequences Of Their Everyday Actions. And Then A Witch On Her Broom Would Have To Set Out From Her Bed In The Rain In The Dead Of Night Because Of "I Only" And Its Little Friends "I Didn't Know" And "It's Not My Fault."
"I Only Wanted To See If The Copper Was Hot ... "
"I Didn't Know A Boiling Pot Was Dangerous ... "
"It's Not My Fault
no One Told Me Dogs That Bark Might Also Bite."
And Her Favorite, "I Didn't Know It Would Go Off Bang"
when It Said "goes Bang" On The Box It Came In. That Had Been When Little Ted Cooper Had Put An Explosive Banger (another Tiny Clue) Into The Carcass Of A Chicken After His Mum's Birthday Party And Nearly Killed Everybody Around The Table.
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