Bill Hicks Quotes

So I'm Over There In England, You Know, Trying To Get News About The [L.A.] Riots ... And All These Brit People Are Trying To Sympathize With Me ... 'Oh Bill, Crime Is Horrible. Bill, If It's Any Consolation Crime Is Horrible Here, Too.' ... Shutup. This Is Hobbitown And I Am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This Is A Land Of Fairies And Elves. You Do Not Have Crime Like We Have Crime, But I Appreciate You Trying To Be, You Know, Diplomatic. You Gotta See English Crime. It's Hilarious, You Don't Know If You're Reading The Front Page Or The Comic Section Over There. I Swear To God. I Read An Article - Front Page Of The Paper - One Day, In England: 'Yesterday, Some Hooligans Knocked Over A Dustbin In Shafsbry.' Wooooo ... 'The Hooligans Are Loose! The Hooligans Are Loose! What If They Become Roughians? I Would Hate To Be A Dustbin In Shafsbry Tonight.

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