Glennon Doyle Melton Quotes
So As I'm Walking Up And Down The Grocery Aisles, I Notice This Distinct, Mildewy, Putrid Odor Following Me. And I Keep Looking Around For The Responsible Party, Until I Discover That She Is Me. I Stink. When I Get Home, Craig Rolls Out Of Bed To Help Me With The Groceries And I Say "Honey, Smell Me. I Stink." And He Sniffs My Shirt And Says Without Surprise, "Yes, You Do." And I Say "Well, What IS That? It's Disgusting." And He Says The Following:
"It's Mildew. All Our Clothes Smell Like That. We Always Stink." I'll Just Give You A Few Seconds To Digest That Information. I Know I Needed A Little Time. "WHAT? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, HUSBAND?" "I Was Scared To Tell You. You Get Sensitive About ... . Housekeeping Stuff." "Oh. So Let Me Clarify Here. You'd Rather Reek All Day At Work And Allow Chase To Be THE STINKY KID IN CLASS Than Risk Me Getting Mad?
"Yes. Yes, I Would. Definitely.
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