John Barnes Quotes

Slow Down, And Enjoy That Stuff If It's Possible. Kathy Doesn't Care What Time I Leave, Only What Time I Clock Out, And She Knows Sometimes I Sleep Here When I'm Locked Out, Or Have Friends Over. Everything's Cool As Long As I Clock Out On Time."
She Swallowed That Big Bite She'd Rammed In, And Said, "Okay. Jeez, I'm So Hungry, This Stuff Is Good."
Ketchup For Your Fries, Miss? I Can Recommend It - It's My Main Source Of Vitamin C."
She Smiled. "Sure. What Does Kathy Do If You Clock Out Late?"
Well, A Couple Times I've Fallen Asleep And Done It, And Gotten Off With A Warning. Eventually, Though, If I Made A Habit Of It, I'd Disappear In The Middle Of The Night, And Never Be Seen Again, And The Only Clues The Police Would Have Would Be A Few Orange Hairs And Some Enormous Shoe Prints. But For A Few Weeks Afterward, All Over The Country, The Quarter Pounders Would Taste Just A Little Bit More Like Lightsburg, Ohio.

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